“This hat makes me look like Jason Mraz…. actually it makes me look like a douchebag”
“I’m gonna make you wet! Oh, my bad, I mean sweaty….”
"The grooms bride is a whore! she really is!"
"I don’t mean to offend anybody but this song is about casual sex with a stranger. If you meet a stranger, make eye contact and are attracted to them, then you should fuck them."